mr. awesome's Journal

1:45am: [x] I think I'm ugly, even sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] have/I've had braces.
[ ] wear glasses/contacts.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.


Family/Home Life

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.


School/Work

[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honour Roll/Dean's List within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[xx] I've skipped school.


Embarrassment

[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. \
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment. wtf
[x] I've gotten stitches.
[ ]I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.


Traveling

[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I'm going to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.


Experiences

[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've been an abuse victim.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.


Relationships

[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now. (not an ex)
[x] I have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I'm in love.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I love to flirt.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[ ] I've accidentally flashed someone.
[ ] I've purposefully flashed someone.
[x] I've slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex.
[x] I've slept all night in a bed with a person of the same sex. you know it!
[x] I've bitten someone.
[x] I've been bitten.
[ ] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] I've kissed a member of the same sex.
[ ] I've kissed a member of the same sex on the lips.
[ ] I've made out with a member of the same sex.
[ ] I've had sex/fooled around with a member of the same sex.
[ ] I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
[ ] I've slept with a co-worker.
[ ] I've made out in an elevator.
[ ] I've had sex in a car.

[ ] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had sex in the shower.
[ ] I've had sex in a sibling's bed.
[ ] I've had sex in a parent's bed.


Honesty/Crime

[x] I am a terrible liar.
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.


Drugs/Alcohol

[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I smoke
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I'm a stoner
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem AND WITHOUT WATER!


Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.


Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. same thing...
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.


Political/Social Attitudes

[xx] In general, I don't like people.
[ ] I'm a feminist.
[x] I'm very outgoing.
[x] I listen to political music. RATM FTW!
[ ] I'm Democratic.
[ ] I'm Republican.
[ ] I'm liberal.
[x] I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
[ ] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush.
[ ] I'm religious.
[ ] I'm against homosexual marriage.
[ ] I dress fairly modestly.
[x] My attitude is, "If you've got it, flaunt it."
[x] I'm pro-choice.


Random

[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I like being neat
[ ] I love Spam (the canned ham)
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. too my ipod...
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[x] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

2:29am:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Alan M. Biglow
Birthday:	April 8th 1988
Birthplace:	Winnipeg
Current Location:	" "
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Who the fuck cares
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Oakley's
Your Weakness:	Puppies, Hot Chicks
Your Fears:	Growing Old, Heights
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pepperoni or maybe Bruschetta
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Kill one of those mother fucking G-Units
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	hey
Thoughts First Waking Up:	I'm late
Your Best Physical Feature:	My often clean Hair
Your Bedtime:	2am+
Your Most Missed Memory:	my visits to the mountains
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	burger king although i rarely eat either
Single or Group Dates:	single, fuck group dates are the gayest
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	nestea, lipton doesnt even have sugar
Chocolate or Vanilla:	vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	tea
Do you Smoke:	i always have a cigarette in my mouth
Do you Swear:	all the time
Do you Sing:	i'm not a gay
Do you Shower Daily:	ugh, whoever answers no should be shot
Have you Been in Love:	possibly
Do you want to go to College:	no
Do you want to get Married:	marriage is a sham
Do you belive in yourself:	i believe i can spell properly
Do you get Motion Sickness:	when im in a 747 going down and about to smash into the mountains, i'm calm as hell
Do you think you are Attractive:	hell no
Are you a Health Freak:	hell no
Do you get along with your Parents:	sometimes, but sometimes Bruce is an asshole
Do you like Thunderstorms:	love 'em
Do you play an Instrument:	i've got an instrument for you *wink*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	no, i dont believe alcohol is life enhancing at all
In the past month have you Smoked:	no, smoking is for fucking idiots
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no, drugs is for fucking losers
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes, quite often because i like to point at people and laugh at how they are complete idiots
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no, what the gay, who the fuck eats an entire box of cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no, i'm not fucking japanese
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no...
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	i've pirated so much music and movies it hurts
Ever been Drunk:	a few
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	no, i fucking lay the beatings down though
Ever Shoplifted:	yeah, robbery is the hotness
How do you want to Die:	shooting up a mall, god i hate people, and there are a lot of ugly people at the mall
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	dead, i hate growing up
What country would you most like to Visit:	canada, i have no reason to leave
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	blue
Favourite Hair Color:	auburn
Short or Long Hair:	long, very long, longer the better
Height:	5'5"-5'10"
Weight:	not too scrawny, not fat
Best Clothing Style:	good fashion sense, alot of girls think they have it, but they dont.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none, who the fuck takes drugs? losers.
Number of CDs I own:	10 or so
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	sucking ass at pre-cal, and not kicking the shit out of devon when he pushed me
CREATE YOUR OWN SURVEY! LIKE OMFG!!!!! ugh.

9:44pm: this is neat
http://mercury.walagata.com/w/rsrpg/247702_Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

2:12pm: 8 firsts...
first best friend: Chris Beyer
first kiss: Jenny i think
first screen name: slick
first pet: Shelby + some stupid fish
first piercing: none
first crush: i dunno, maybe brittany
first cd: spawn soundtrack
first place you had sex: dave's mother's bed

7 lasts...
last cigarette: nevar
last alcoholic beverage: like a year ago
last car ride: home, from school, thanks ainsley
last movie seen: i think polar express, fuck that movie sucked
last phone call: janelle this morning "i'm here now" "ok bye"
last cd played: coldplay x&y
last place you had sex: dave's kitchen

6 have you evers....
have you ever dated one of your best friends: yeah
have you ever broken the law: speeding, theft, disturbing the peace, vandalism
have you ever been arrested: no
have you ever skinny dipped: yeah
have you ever been on tv: no
5 things....
5 things you're wearing: halte dein umwelt sauber hat, am eagle hoodie, levi's, casio, black champs shirt
5 things you did yesterday: see gen, get a bj from dave's mom, eat tacoes (not jenny's. real ones), sleep, play gameboy
5 things you can't live without: music, car, money, sex, communism
5 places you've been: north dakota, south dakota, minneapolis, wisconsin, montana, idaho, washington, b.c., alberta, saskatchewan, manitoba, ontario, florida, mexico

4 favorite things/people in NO order
1.Gen
2.Friends
3.Puppies
4.Red Hot Chili Peppers

3 people you can tell *almost* anything to
1.yolanda
2.gen
3.melissa

2 choices...
1. black or white: black for inanimate objects, white for sexual preference
2. hot or cold: hot for winter cold for summer

1 thing you want to do before you die: KILL JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS THAT FUCKING BITCH SHOULD DIE!

3:27pm: Quizzy Poo
Two Names You Go By
1. Alan
2. Sir

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. Irish
2. Scottish

Two Things That Scare You
1. Falling from great heights
2. Drowning in great depths

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. hair that flips up and isnt touching my forehead
2. cute thong

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. watch
2. cute thong

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. red hot chili peppers
2. rage against the machine

Two of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment)
1. red hot chili peppers - venice queen
2. rage against the machine - no shelter

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. someone to hug
2. sexual intercourse

Two Truths
1. Girls masturbate. Alot.
2. Guys masturbate. more.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. t &
2. a

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. baking
2. masturbating

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. no more school
2. a fucking mp3 player, grr.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. japan
2. British Columbia

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. become a polygamist
2. discover what a tourte is

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Chick/Guy
1. I like t & a
2. i'm an asshole

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. how i want to do what my picture is doing to someone i hate
2. when janelle will arrive

Two Stores You Shop At
1. tommy
2. mark's work wearhouse

Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. anyone
2. refer to 1.

3:36pm: Chips
I am eating "cripsy bacon" old dutch potato chips, and I don't think there is a better flavour of chips, EVER.

2:20am: i like gen
i can't imagine this summer with out her, and my journal entries are quite concise and to the point

2:14am: so my dog's leg is twitching beside me and i never use capital letters

6:55pm: i am shutup
www.omgbye2u.com

go there


and i go for a road test on dec. 6

and i applied at tim hortons today

2:52pm: oh snap

2:07pm: First Entry
fuck you susan, die in a fire